This was the conversation I had with my daughter, as I was straightening my hair this morning. Luckily, I didn’t burn myself.
Lil Miss: Mommy? Do you know we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
Me: Yes. Do you?
Lil Miss: Yup! We’re leprechauns!!!
Me: No quite.
Lil MIss: Well, look how short we are.
Me: *insert face palm [here]*