On our way home from shopping, my daughter asked if I wanted her to get my scanner. I said, “yes”, to which she replied, “I knew it. I’m your sidekick”.
Her dad asked her what she meant (he had a feeling she used the wrong word).
Sure enough, she starts stating, “I can read Mommy’s mind”.
I busted out laughing. She couldn’t understand what I found so funny. After all, “side kick” sounds very similar to “psychic”. She meant to say she was my psychic.